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Monica Bielanko
A chronicle since 2005 of my marriage & move to Brooklyn in my twenties; becoming a mother in my thirties; moving to Pennsylvania and learning to amicably coparent after divorce in my forties while living 3 doors down from my ex-husband in a small country town.
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Am I Pooping?

I don’t remember it all but my husband and mom tell me I was obsessed with whether or not I was pooping while pushing.

"Am I pooping? I know I’m pooping."

A short while later.

"Have I pooped? Did I just poop right there?"


"Listen, just tell me when I poop."

I’m pretty sure I pooped and no one told me.
That's what I'm babbling about today.