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Monica Bielanko
A chronicle since 2005 of my marriage & move to Brooklyn in my twenties; becoming a mother in my thirties; moving to Pennsylvania and learning to amicably coparent after divorce in my forties while living 3 doors down from my ex-husband in a small country town.
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Thar Be Some Crazy Shit In Kids' Lockers, Y'all

Seriously, what’s next, locker-sized flat screen televisions? DVD players? I mean, when I was a kid I had to walk uphill both ways to get to my locker and chandeliers were something my grandma had in the dining room we only used twice a year…

What I’m saying is my locker was my locker. Sure I may have taped up a couple photos of Brad Pitt (man, I’ve loved him for half my life, at this point) or my boyfriend for that week and, of course, the obligatory photo booth shots with my best friend, but that was it. Now they’re marketing lockers like apartments.

It's what I'm babbling about over on Strollerderby today.