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Monica Bielanko
A chronicle since 2005 of my marriage & move to Brooklyn in my twenties; becoming a mother in my thirties; moving to Pennsylvania and learning to amicably coparent after divorce in my forties while living 3 doors down from my ex-husband in a small country town.
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It's Going By So Fast

If there's one thing everyone tells you about having kids is that "it goes by fast". And you kind of want to punch them because, oh my God, just shut up already, I heard you the first eight hundred times, MOM. These are also the same people who ominously warn pregnant women to "sleep now while you still can". SHUT UP. Firstly, you can't store sleep like canned food for the winter, you idiot, and secondly pregnant women don't ever sleep.

Anyway, it's going by really fast. Who is this giant person and what has she done with my baby?